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About ivan zlax

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my game

I’m suggesting that you play a game. You may call this game anything. This game renounces private property. For any reason. This game makes everything mine yours. My heritage, intellectual property… A 5-dimensional existence of consciousness in time-space, with the dimensionality being a factor of time.

Almost always i’m eager to meet, communicate and discuss various matters, like games or affairs. Contact me whenever and whoever you are. I won’t cause you any harm.

I was writing this second sentence while on a tram when a 60 years old man has broke the silence saying: “Do you know, in Krasnodar there lives a woman that killed 30 persons using a machine-gun. She had been killing people for 10 years, and they were unable to catch her. Newspapers were writing about that. She was the most beautiful woman in town.”

Seldom i’m feeling the need of being alone. Usually, i’m happy to meet and communicate with any life form capable of communicating with me. I’m always ready to share any information that I’ve ever discovered, save the information that i was asked not to share. If you’re specifically interested in the latter, you can see the person who had asked me to not share it and ask her/him. Personally, i have nothing to conceal from you.

I greately appreciate translating this message into the language of yours, as well as making suggestions on improving and editing it. You are welcome with making anything out of it.

If we play a game for which we set the rules ourselves i pledge to play it fair. If we play a game whose rules were set by someone else i don’t mind occasionally violating the rules that we did not set.

This occurred to me once it has been recorded on the 28th day of Chaos on the year 3180 of our lady Discord, almost in the center of the universe. You own nothing to this game. Let’s play?

toxicofragmentation

Hello friends! Many of you are tormented by difficult memories and bad luck in your private life. This post contains a how-to guide of a tested sisterly technology aimed to fight memories and personal life.
Deborah_Lippmann_nail_polish_Bad_RomanceSo, to get the result you will need a small non-ventiled room, nail lacquer (desirably of several colours) and a dissolvent (a market name is delacquer).

Take your seat and start lacquering nails, with defragmenting your memory. Put the lacquer slowly and with full concentration, draw patterns, use different colours.

If your memories don’t go away, then immediately start to dissolve, without waiting until the lacquer starts to crystallize. Thoroughly wipe your nails with dissolvent and then switch to the lacquer again.

For complete disruption of neural nets it takes 2 or 3 repetitions of lacquer-dissolvend. To destroy anything personal, perform these sessions with the radio or TV turned on.

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If the memories still don’t go away, then put a big plastic bag over your head when putting the lacquer.

And if you are a male and feel ashamed, use a transparent lacquer to destroy your memory.

ODD# II(c)/3,v;35Chs3181

nikolaos the wonderworker vs arius

I was never interested in Christian saints, but out of boredom, have read a book on their selected lifes. And then i have found an insider’s insight. When reading lifedoings of Nikolaos of Myra (more widely know by his nickname “Wonderworker”), a very popular saint in Russia, apart from his miracles with dropping golden coins to rich that have gone broke, i have found the following passage:
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In short, at the First Council of Nikea, Nikolaos have punched Arius in face, and for this he was cast off the bishop-status, but after they have sleeped, eaten and talked to each other, the bishops decided to restore the miracle-doer in status, and make Arius the heretic.
Before reading this, i was interested in the Arian heresy (as i thought that there is link between aryans and this Arius) and know where some lie is contained within the above piece of information. Do you know? Continue reading

adaemonie of apostle zlax

At the last Julian year, 25th of December, 2014, and at this Discordian yold, 7th of Chaos, 3181, at the same time, in Orthodox Christmas night, because of a pigeon and the Buddhists, i happened to get into a police station of the Soviet district. Right after this excursion, my paws have written a laconic hand-written cyrillic on this piece of paper that also contains some images:

Adaemonie from apostle Zlax

I have managed to take a photo of only this single side of this script. On the other side of it, there were many letters without any images.

At this moment, this Adaemonie from apostle zlax, has been lost. But at any moment it can be revealed.

ODD# V(a)/3,i;33Chs3181

23 years ago there was a funeral dali in thule

56 Chaos 3158 (25 February 1992) in Tula held the funeral of Salvador Dali:

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Action “the Funeral of Salvador Dali”, held in 1992 year, was the culmination of intense artistic activity Tula conceptual Alexander Aladin, which began in the early 90-ies and gradually superseded the mediocre post-60es art mainstream Tula spill. Early morning in February 92 Alexander, conducting a prior campaign, gathered near the shop “Music products” several dozen representatives of the Tula informal youth, he gave all purchased in a given store primitive percussion musical instruments and undertook a mass rally from mid-Krasnoarmeyskaya prospect before the end of the street Soviet (i.e., across the Central part of the hero-city of Tula). Headed the procession nonconformists, real bearing the coffin with the body of the great artist Salvador Dali, made of papier-mache and dressed in the costume belonging to the organizer. And was accompanied by all the other members of happening, many of which, as already mentioned, were equipped with various percussion, and therefore provided a show of improvised music. The procession, oddly enough, was not stopped by law enforcement, though, in some way, impede the movement of vehicles along the Central streets of the city. Apparently, the authorities relaxed liberal at times, just not in time to react to what is happening. Reaching the designated point (vacant lot on a street Soviet) present conducted in the past the way of the Lord Gave, and listened to the proper speech of Aladin, imbued with near, and buried the coffin. After standing for 20 minutes near the grave, the coffin was dug back since the suit Alexander was in the singular. Immediately after this, the backbone campaign, including the organizer, was arrested by law enforcement, but after a few hours yet been released. (the author of this report vook) Continue reading