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saint mammes day

Using my apostolic authority, on this day i rank in concord Greek Orthodox Saint Mammes among the Erisian Saints. Now Mammes is twice a saint (in two religions), and this day is the 39th of Bureaucracy of the Erisian calendar and the 2nd of September of the Julian calendar, from now on it is twice the day of St. Mammes.

Commemorating the Life and Memory of Erisian and Greek Orthodox Mammes, twice canonized.

Mammes, a Cypriot hermit, lived by raising sheep, grazing goats and growing grapes. He did not pay any taxes. The Roman viceroy was angry at a shepherd who did not observe financial discipline, and sent soldiers after him. When the soldiers led the violator to the viceroy, a huge lion ran out of the forest, escaping from the circus. The soldiers, frightened, fled, and Mammes with a single movement of his hand tamed the lion and ridden on him to the viceroy. The astonished Roman freed Mammes from all taxes and duties. Since then, this saint has been the patron saint of animals and tax evaders. Continue reading

RuS2iЯ

Lingananda! Happy St. Mojo’s day, the 5th day of Discord 3181!

On this holiday occasion, i’m offering a small portion of etymology of state citizenship; most probably you were not aware of the origins of its title (unless you’ve ever been a member of the male monasterial order of St. Ignatius). And in case you were aware, then, as it usually happens, you were instantly forgetting about that, affected by the angel spirits:

NemanRos’ is a river in the territory of Ukraine, it’s a right inflowing stream of Dnepr.

The river’s rise is located by the village of Ordyncy, Pogrebishnsky district, Vinnitskaya oblast. The major towns that Ros’ river flows across are: Belaya Tserkov, Boguslav, Korsun’-Shevchenkovskiy. There are four hydroelectric power stations situated on the river.

According to some history scientists, the origin of the name Rus’ is connected to Ros’, and this way indirectly the name Russia. The rivers Ros’ka, Rosava and Rastavitsa flow into Ros’ river’s basin. The Polyan tribe was living at the shores of Ros’. In the times of the Ancient Russian state the Poross defense line was established along the north shore of Ros’, it was supposed to protect the south borders against steppe nomads’ raids.

Ros’ (Polish Roś) is a lake in Poland, on the territory of Varminsk-Mazursk voevodstvo. The area of water surface is 18,88 km².

Ross’, Ros’ (Belarusian Ros’) is a river in Grodno oblast, it’s a let inflowing stream of Neman. It length is 99 km, basin area 1250 km². Continue reading

chymische hochzeit

Before winning their wars, Greeks used to win Olympics beforehand. From the time of Leni Riefenstahl’s “Olympia”, olympic records have become inhumane. After the World War II, the Olympic game has mutated from sport to biochemicals.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/feb/04/2014-winter-olympics-drug-evidence-world-anti-doping-agency-sochi

One trainer of an olympic champion female has opened to me the secret of russian victories: “my protegee was one of many; first came doctors with their drugs, and then popes with their saint water and murmurings”. Continue reading

my game

I’m suggesting that you play a game. You may call this game anything. This game renounces private property. For any reason. This game makes everything mine yours. My heritage, intellectual property… A 5-dimensional existence of consciousness in time-space, with the dimensionality being a factor of time.

Almost always i’m eager to meet, communicate and discuss various matters, like games or affairs. Contact me whenever and whoever you are. I won’t cause you any harm.

I was writing this second sentence while on a tram when a 60 years old man has broke the silence saying: “Do you know, in Krasnodar there lives a woman that killed 30 persons using a machine-gun. She had been killing people for 10 years, and they were unable to catch her. Newspapers were writing about that. She was the most beautiful woman in town.”

Seldom i’m feeling the need of being alone. Usually, i’m happy to meet and communicate with any life form capable of communicating with me. I’m always ready to share any information that I’ve ever discovered, save the information that i was asked not to share. If you’re specifically interested in the latter, you can see the person who had asked me to not share it and ask her/him. Personally, i have nothing to conceal from you.

I greately appreciate translating this message into the language of yours, as well as making suggestions on improving and editing it. You are welcome with making anything out of it.

If we play a game for which we set the rules ourselves i pledge to play it fair. If we play a game whose rules were set by someone else i don’t mind occasionally violating the rules that we did not set.

This occurred to me once it has been recorded on the 28th day of Chaos on the year 3180 of our lady Discord, almost in the center of the universe. You own nothing to this game. Let’s play?